Dirty Sex Scandal That Can Happen Right In Your Own Home!

A scandal that could happen right in your home!


Scene 1:
Dialogue:

Orange 1: hmm why do these cloths look so familiar....


Scene 2:
Dialogue:

Banana : mmm oh yea!... i like it when you lick my banana...
Orange 2 : yea, you're so big and long..
Orange 1 : ....WTF?! (Spots Banana with Orange 2)
Banana: WTF!
Orange 2 : WTF! Im Naked!


Scene 3:
Dialogue:

Orange 1 : You Skank! I knew we shouldn't have lived in the fruits compartment!

Elephant Brutally Knocks Old Man Unconscious

Looks can be deceiving. This poor OLD man was simply hugging the baby elephant but it reacted in such a brutal way.

Women Want Sleep When Guys Want Sex?

A new survey says women would prefer sleep while men would prefer sex with that extra hour we get by setting back the clock this weekend.

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Photo Editing On A Hot Babe In Cheong Sum

Morning guys, I was bored a little earlier this morning so i decided to pick up some photo editing. This is my 1st attempt at playing around with motion blur and a few little tweaks on this very hot girl in cheong sum. What do u think? Good or bad?

Before: Motion Blur Inspired By Bourne Ultimatum Movie Poster


After: Motion Blur Inspired By Bourne Ultimatum Movie Poster

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Terrified Of Sex For The 1st Time

This boy is really something else... He is terrified of having sex with his girlfriend who wants to do it with him. Peer pressure?



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I REALLY love my girlfriend but I shake with fright at the thought of having sex with her.

I’m 18 with a happy, normal life. I have been with my girlfriend, who’s 17, for 12 months now and we have lots of fun together.

We haven’t had full sex because early on we both felt too young but we have enjoyed everything except the full thing.

We have always been open and honest with each other about sex and she told me recently that she wants to have full sex with me.

At first I was delighted. We had our chance when her parents went away for the weekend.

I wanted everything to be perfect for her.

We had a lovely, romantic evening together but when we got into bed, I was so nervous that I didn’t dare to try anything.

She said it was all right and that we should wait as long as it takes, but I think she was disappointed.

I really love her and really fancy her.

But when I think about having full sex with her I just shake with fright.

I really want to but, when the times comes, I just freak out.

Does this mean I’m not ready?

I’m worried that I’ll be a failure and that she’ll get fed up with waiting.

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